Being a graphic designer the resume is a constant source of trouble for me. I’m torn between creating a flashy resume that hints at my design aesthetic and one the HR rep will actually keep. I recently updated mine, changing the layout to better show my expanding work experience and making it more in line with a normal resume so it doesn’t get trashed on a gut reaction.
I’d love to hear your thoughts/critiques.
Blake Smisko 
I recommend starting by spelling management correctly (hint: google it). Secondly, I think you should open with a strong tagline that says exactly who you are. I recommend “Brute force and ignorance.”
Then just wait for the offers to flow in.
Dammit, I got it right 2 out of three times haha. Illustrator really needs to get spell check. I’ll fix it and edit the post.